so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

(Source: a-simplelimabean)

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger)

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

my favorite thing is non-honours kids think that honours kids dont do anything bad like honestly honours kids like”BITCH SWERVE, i just got an A now lets go smoke a blunt and get drunk as fuck”

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

foxplant:

do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”